Signs - Questionable interface content
The exterminator
Who do you gonna call when Ghostbusters are on their lunch break?
[Sydney, Australia]
Crocodile Dundee
Apart from the box jellyfish, there's also the occasional crocodile to avoid on the walkway.
[Cairns, Australia]
Crocodile Dundee
Don't mess with the croc or it will eat you.
[Sydney Aquarium]
Dear gust
As seen on the entrance to the restrooms at a restaurant.
[Luxor, Egypt]
The taste of blood
Do not feed the horse with your own hand, or the poor animal could lose his teeth.
[Slottskogen, Gothenburg]
No swimming
If you had an idea of go swimming 50 feet from the waterfalls in this fast river, don't. If you do, you're obviously headless, as the sign says.
[Iguazu Falls, Brazil]
No soup for you
I suppose the NYPD does have humor after all.
[34th Street, New York]
Bo shudda!
A somewhat odd sign, considering the fact that they have managed to select the only few Star Wars characters that are never armed.
[Sci-fi convention, Gothenburg]
Bones in the stars
In translation: 'Astrology kit - dig out your own dinosaur'. I hope they meant Archeology?
[Haga Nygata, Gothenburg]
Hellboy
Believe it or not, but this is actually one of the many surrealistic paintings on the wall of a kindergarden. Are they implying that only hellspawn are permitted?
[Grönsakstorget, Gothenburg]
Who do voodoo
We found this sign near a waterfall, telling people to stay away from the practice of voodoo here.
[Ubatuba, Brazil]
Don't panic
The illustrative lifeboat instruction from an archipelago boat. Description: If your mother is experiencing a bad hair day, throw your donuts in the air and offer free drinks to everyone.
[Gothenburg harbor]
Pizza the hut
Well, we're all hungry at times.
[Market Street, San Francisco]
Welcome to Mordor
In translation: 'Great shadow'. I never imagined Mordor was this green.
[Stockholm]
Random exclamation
I don't know what it means, but I'd rather not pass it with the car.
[A closed street in Paraguay]
Feed me, Seymour
To feed the wild aligators is another no-no. They could get stomage ache if they eat you.
[Lousiana swamps]
Fierce and furry
Go ahead. I won't tell anyone.
[Lake Karapiro, New Zealand]
Unknown liquids
I would feel a lot more comfortable if they hadn't put those quotation marks around the word 'water'.
[Delsjön, Gothenburg]
The public crook
This is probably the most photographed doorway by Swedes in all of Berlin. Would you buy a video from a place with a sign reading 'What a crook'?
[Unter den Linden, Berlin]
Guardians of the night
Bloodsucking vampires? Walk this way.
[Skansen, Stockholm]
Keep off the wing
In case you were wondering, walking on airplane wings is a big no-no. So try to keep any Twilight Zone monsters off the wing, please.
[Somewhere above New Zealand]
Hey Bigfoot
For some reason I found this sign appealing.
[Camden street market, London]
Words of the reaper
Somehow I feel that this hooded person is more grim than he looks.
[Japanese exhibition, Gothenburg]
Lethal bridge
Some bridges are worse than others.
[Dangerous sailing in Ofotsfjorden]
Stamp of affection
In translation: 'Gift from Kreml'. Above this toilet seat there was a large framed photograph of the Swedish queen. What would Dan Brown have to say about this?
[Petrushka]
Welcome to Alcatraz
The friendly sign at the entrance harbor on the island.
[Alcatraz, San Francisco]
Dangerous rocks
[Chocolate Fish Café in Seatoun, New Zealand]
Fancy a bite?
[Sydney]
Restriction
I've heard about 'don't drink and drive', but this was something new.
[Street in Ueno, Tokyo]
It's a trap
[Hotel in Stockholm]
Simple navigation
[Beijing, China]
Boring town
[Takayama, Japan]
No swimming
[Skagen, Denmark]
Shot on sight
[Tombstone, Arizona]
Politicians beware
[Tombstone, Arizona]
Watch for rattlesnakes
[Tombstone, Arizona]
Nice beaver
[Oslo]
Really really old skull
[Tombstone, Arizona]