"We roamed the damp and chilly tunnels and stumbled upon a large barrel delivered by Napoleon himself."
"The countryside is charming and some places even have coffee."
"One would almost think that all this secrecy was made on purpose to keep the hordes of tourists away. Let them all perish in the crowds of Dubrovnik while the people of Montenegro can enjoy their beautiful country on their own. Or something like that."
"The area contains 54 excavated bunkers along with gun emplacements, scattered around the town’s most visible landmark."
"We drove along Route 6, Route 66 and Route 666. If there was a Route 6666, we must have missed that turn."
"It is based on the true story of Maria von Trapp, even though I suspect she didn’t go singing alone in the mountain ranges."