"Hundreds of houses were quickly build, but unfortunately all of it was burned to the ground in 1611 by Danish forces."
"I end my journey in front of the tomb of Columbus, located inside the world’s largest Gothic cathedral."
"We roamed the damp and chilly tunnels and stumbled upon a large barrel delivered by Napoleon himself."
"As I entered the heavily guarded Rotunda in the center, some of the most famous documents in the world laid before me."
"It is based on the true story of Maria von Trapp, even though I suspect she didn’t go singing alone in the mountain ranges."
"Since the toilets were locked during the seven hour stop, we had to bribe the provodnitsas to use the facilities. Then came the Mongols."