"I tried my best to sneak across the building, but the floor revealed me each time. I suppose I would make a lousy ninja."
"Not too bad to wash it all down with a local Txakoli, the young white wine typical of the Basque country."
"I woke up freezing on a Persian rug with aching back. Behind a corner I saw the damned rooster that kept me awake during many hours."
"The countryside is charming and some places even have coffee."
"Navigating on random while surrounded by staring old men, pointing their crooked fingers at the Godzilla Viking in surprise. It feels like I’m walking around in Mos Eisley."
"The area contains 54 excavated bunkers along with gun emplacements, scattered around the town’s most visible landmark."